Throbbin' Wood: The Prince Relieves
No one really knows the story of Robin Hood, so this retelling involving a talking dildo, a chastity belt and a sex slave *may be* historically accurate! The script does fill the one criteria of ending with an archery contest. Our legend is packed with pantomime fun, including the If I Was Not Upon The Stage routine and a lot of audience participation.
CHARACTERS
Throbbin' Wood - The deluded leading heartthrob, who is actually a bit of a wet wipe.
Maid Marian- Our heroine, undergoing a sexual awakening.
Queen Fonda Cox - The sexy (but slightly over the hill) Queen.
Little John Thomas - A happy-go-lucky, cheeky chappy.
Scarlett Will - The strongest of the Merry Men.
Friar Tuck - Our innocent, celibate father.
Sheriff of Knobbing'em - A jobsworth caught between duty and love for the Queen. No real authority.
Nanny Fanny - Maid Marian's strict and blunt Nanny.
The Sex Slave- The submissive sex slave dreaming of achieving more.
Merry Man - Who is this guy?
EXCERPT FROM ACT I SCENE I: SHERWOOD FOREST © Oh Yes It Is Pantos.
THROBBIN’ WOOD: This is Little John... Thomas. Wait, you know we take pride in our appearance. What’s that stain you’ve got on your trousers?
LITTLE JOHN THOMAS: Oh sorry Throbbin’, I ate spaghetti carbonara for lunch. For some reason, pasta really turns me on.
THROBBIN’ WOOD: You really haven’t changed. What have you been up to whilst I’ve been away?
LITTLE JOHN THOMAS: I got a penis extension. Now my house just looks silly.
THROBBIN’ WOOD: Ah you see, I myself was blessed with a huge penis. Though I don’t understand why the Friar didn’t just do the sign of the cross like he did with everyone else.
FRIAR TUCK: Er...
REVIEWS:
What a laugh, you made us cry! We so enjoyed your vulgar, rude, crude and highly entertaining performance. So good to hear the appropriate use of the 'C' word too; so underrated!'
'Loved every second of the show. Thank you for so much for a fantastic evening of laughter which was well needed.'
'The show was absolutely brilliant. Not laughed so much in a long time!'
'Fab show. So funny and naughty. Just how I like it.'
' I have never laughed so much in my life.'
'Bloody hysterical show'.
One audience member even pissed themselves. Literally.
PERFORMED BY:
Hedge End Adult Pantos, February & March 2023
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