This script takes Britain's favourite pantomime, with all it's iconic traditional characters, and turns it on its head. A brilliant gateway into adult panto, this show is packed with naughty, genre-parodying antics, including a hilarious slapstick kitchen scene!
CHARACTERS
Cinderella - Our girl next door heroine.
Prince Charming - A hunky, heart throb, and he knows it.
Baron Hard-On- Cinderella's stressed out father.
Buttons - Our tragic hero, friend zoned.
Jenny Tulworts (Ugly Sister #1) - Cinderella's dirty step-sister.
Lou Skunt (Ugly Sister #2) - The evidently male ugly sister, which is regularly acknowledged, despite her protestations.
Dandini - Prince Charming's flamboyant, besotted assistant.
Fairy Muff - Our fairy who encourages the audience to join in her vulgar rhymes.
EXCERPT FROM ACT I SCENE I: HARD-ON HALL © Oh Yes It Is Pantos.
JENNY: I only go for men with big dicks. Like my ex, who was aptly named Phil. He filled me up alright.
LOU: Explains why my ex was called Just-in. We always had to sixty nine instead, have you tried that, sis?
JENNY: Nah, the most men I’ve ever got through in one night is twenty five.
LOU: Is that all?
JENNY: Well I like to take my time, don’t I? Keep it sensual, erotic, use feathers.
LOU: Meanwhile, I like it kinky and use the whole chicken. Anyway, sixty nine’s an oral technique.
JENNY: Oh I much prefer anal. Oral sex may make your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak.
REVIEWS:
'There wasn't a minute I wasn't laughing with tears rolling down my face.'
'Haven't laughed so much in my life'
'I had face ache from laughing.'
'I'm still laughing today.'
PERFORMED BY:
Hedge End Adult Pantos, February 2020 & February 2022
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