Booty Call The Beast
This tale may be as old as time, but it's never been told like this before. Our most 'touching' script, this show is full of heart (and other love organs). With absolutely no resemblance to a certain children's film studio, this script features traditional pantomime elements such as a cooking and ghost scene!
CHARACTERS
Belle - Our intelligent and strong heroine.
Prince Adam/The Beast - Our unlikely hero. Lonely and aggressive with a soft centre.
Strap-On - The dashing, egotistical man-about-town.
Maurice - Belle's sweet and doddery old father.
Lubiere - The sexy French maid.
Mrs G. Spotts - Our outrageously filthy dame and the Beast's cook.
Cocksgirth - The cranky, creepy, elderly butler.
Le Foo Foo - Strap-On's besotted and devoted sidekick.
Spirit of Cock Ring - Our cheeky sprite.
Wicked Bitch - The evil dominatrix villain.
EXCERPT FROM ACT I SCENE I: THE VILLAGE OF LE BONQUES © Oh Yes It Is Pantos.
MAURICE: I’m just on way to the inventors fair to sell my music boxes, but I wanted to give you this. A special one I crafted just for you.
Belle opens it.
BELLE: That’s a beautiful picture of mother and Duke the dog.
MAURICE: My favourite. Remember when he died and your sweet mother Margaret was so distraught that I bought her an identical one to replace it?
BELLE: Yes. What was she meant to do with two dead dogs?
MAURICE: Duke was a good dog. Heck I cried. Cried like your mother did when she cut up onions.
BELLE: Onions was a good dog too.
REVIEWS:
'Bawdy, raucous, hilarious, rumbunctious, off-piste and cheeky. A lot of fun was had by all!' Encore Reviews.
'Had me laughing from start to finish.'
'I can't remember the last time I laughed so much.'
'I was laughing all the way through.'
'So bloody funny.'
PERFORMED BY:
Hedge End Adult Pantos, April & May 2024
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